I was really hoping to wear this nice little outfit that shows off my legs at school tomorrow, but my confidence has been ruined because a little yappy dog on the street came over and bit me. Annnnnnd because I bruise really easily, it is puffed up and angry. Thank you, silly old lady who let him come say hello. Your stupid little dog mauled my leg. Because he didn’t want a hello. He wanted Jamie-leg-kibble.